Seriously, what song is this,♥♥♥♥?

My ♥♥♥♥ - bigger than a bridge
Your ♥♥♥♥ look like a little kid's
My ♥♥♥♥ - pink and big
Your ♥♥♥♥ stinks like ♥♥♥♥
My ♥♥♥♥ is like super size
Your ♥♥♥♥ look like two fries
My ♥♥♥♥ don't fit down the chimney
Your ♥♥♥♥ is like a kid from the Philippines
My ♥♥♥♥ is like an M16
Your ♥♥♥♥ - broken vending machine
My ♥♥♥♥ - rumble in the jungle
Your ♥♥♥♥ got touched by your uncle
It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got ♥♥♥♥♥ like Jesus