Some men are heterosexual, and some are bisexual, and some men don't think
about sex at all... they become lawyers.
-- Woody Allen
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As of next week, passwords will be entered in Morse code.
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Hanson's Treatment of Time:
There are never enough hours in a day, but always too many days
before Saturday.
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Reichel's Law:
A body on vacation tends to remain on vacation unless acted upon by
an outside force.
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Some men are all right in their place -- if they only the knew the right places!
-- Mae West
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I have accepted Provolone into my life!
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Time sure flies when you don't know what you're doing.
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paranoia, n.:
A healthy understanding of the way the universe works.
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Telephone, n.:
An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages
of making a disagreeable person keep his distance.
-- Ambrose Bierce
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