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There are never enough hours in a day, but always too many days
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A body on vacation tends to remain on vacation unless acted upon by
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Some men are all right in their place -- if they only the knew the right places!
-- Mae West
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I have accepted Provolone into my life!
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A healthy understanding of the way the universe works.
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An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages
of making a disagreeable person keep his distance.
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