Recent reviews by Orphanstomper

i took rat and shoke it. i took the rat and choke it.
rat look me in the eye, i hope it (does)
rat look me in the eye no more, i think i broke it

u shoot da root and hope it make doot doot

a very very veeeeeery good game about exploration and secrets.

holy moly people, imagine beeing a community manager or lawyer at Sony right now XDD

yes fun go drill earth like real worm

you dont play dwarf.
YOU BECOME DWARF
YOU ARE DWARF
ALL THAT MATTERS IS DWARF NOW
YOU DONT LIVE AS A DWARF
YOU LITERALLY DWARF

yes would recommend, consumed many hours of my life that i will never get back because of DWARF

6

is pretty tits, like feeling of pretty BADOINKADONKS on face that make meatnoodle absolutely erect but with sideeffect of getting beat into pulp and constantly reading OFFER PICKLE BUT HOLE to various DOG AHEAD.

i can reccomend if you OH YOU DONT HAVE THE RIGHT O YOU DONT HAVE THE RIGHT O YOU DONT HAVE THE RIGHT O YOU DONT HAVE THE RIGHT


SECRET PASSAGE AHEAD
WHY IS IT ALWAYS LIAR

this is unironicly one of the most important games to me.
the atmosphere is amazing and i really hope we get alot more content.

♥♥♥♥ YOU YES IT GOOD IT MAKE ME WANNA RIDE WIFE AND SAY LIFE IS GOOD UNTIL I KILL WIFE AND I THINK ABOUT WIFE

Dont play this game! like at all.
you have the full package, absolute P2W thats broadly advertised everywhere, incredibly slow progression if you dont shill, dead servers (around 45 people if youre lucky) ect.

and yet i still gave it a try, played to level 30 even with all these flaws (because im a masochist i guess), then tried to use the Worldchat to find some raids. 5 minutes later i was whispered by a triggered GM that didnt like my ingame name, basicly said i had to shill the 10 bucks for a namechange or i will be banned. absolutely hillarious.

this game is dying and the GMs know it and actively ♥♥♥♥ with the few people that play it.
DONT PLAY THIS SHIZZSHOW