Recent reviews by Orphanstomper

new world ? HAH

old school FO LAIF MY G WOOF WOOF LET TEH DAWGS OUT THEY COMMIN FOR DEM JIMMYWIGGLES

(this was my review for New Wolrd but they wouldnt wanna let me post it so i just put it here :) )

i mean is ok but is no STS, yknow botha? is like a good game for some taim but then is like whatever bro, so yes would recommend but dont think it will be DA NEXT BIG SHIZZ MY G

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dear makers of call of karen.

i find this game higly offensive.
not because its called after caren, i dont really give a shizzz about that. but it just was kinda... mehhh

you had a good idea, yet chose to execute it with making eggs half the time.
if i want to make eggs, i would not do it in a video game, i would do it in real live, to increase my eggwhite gain. that said, me and my dear aquaintance Mr. Holden played this game for 46 minutes and were severely annoyed at the fact that we just killed our eldritch overlords instead of romancing them. after all, we can see all game long that karens marriage is suffering and she does not get enough recognicion for her karenous duties that she fulfills all day long. we would have much more preferred to have some kind of alternate ending, where we date the eldritch horror that chose to spent qualty karentime with us all day for 4 or some shizz like that days. it could be cute, they could have a marriage with tentacleflowers and eyebouketts.

i hope you consider our review, and change the ending accordingly.
kind regards, ... me i guess



ps: there were anti vampire tools in the closet, what was up with that shizz, is susan a vampire maybe?
or if not, why didnt we hear anything about the local vampire problem?