The ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Strategy : Never Fails : Always Used

>Plays Dota Match
>Team isn't perfect or he does bad
>Team loses
>Find reasons to ♥♥♥♥♥ at teamates while strategically avoiding true points made towards him
>Continues to bash other players over the course of the next few hours despite the fact that those players didn't provoke harrassment.
>When confronted about unprovocative ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, he will continuously deny any statements that you make and continue to complain about how you lost the game by breathing.
>Procedes to kick players from game whilst attempting to rally support from other players who know they can't win an argument so they side with him.
>Rinse and repeat every other day...

-Words Of The Wise Jeepballer

Probably we'd tie a stick to a lawn mower and sit on it.

What would happen if we ran out of dildos?