pee everyday

I am your white knight m'lady *tips fedora and unsheathes katana* my blade is for you m'lady

Wow you're such a charmer, we should like tottally do that sometime, you can be my white knight.

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasn't flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx

ha ha ha i like you

Hey, I just met you,
And this is crazy,
But here's my penut butter,
So eat me, maybe!