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65.8 hrs on record
WOMEN FEAR ME FISH FEAR ME MEN TURN THEIR EYES AWAY FROM ME AS I WALK NO BEASTS DARE MAKE A SOUND IN MY PRESENSE I AM ALONE ON THIS BARREN EARTH

if you like the fishing mini game in stuff like Animal Crossing but hate all that other "gameplay" then this is the game for you
Posted 27 November, 2024.
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38 people found this review helpful
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9.8 hrs on record
Smacky BUM BUM!

Slap some bums and slap a man's fish until he is satisfied. 10/10 would slap again.
Posted 3 August, 2024.
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552.9 hrs on record (421.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Cute little game with fun and funny quests.
Lots of side quests to do and hidden items to find.
Fun with friends.
Still receiving updates.
No cash shop or micro-transactions.

Only cons are:
You can only have 3 pets max and there are many to choose from.
You can only own one home.
Posted 26 November, 2023.
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13 people found this review helpful
1.2 hrs on record
Bought this game on the promise of offline mode. There is only ONLINE.

Several hours post launch we get an edited post saying it was a misunderstanding.
Posted 20 September, 2023.
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52.5 hrs on record (43.2 hrs at review time)
It has garlic
Posted 26 November, 2022.
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52 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
19.4 hrs on record (11.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
The world is very empty and there isn't anything to do. They are charging $35 for what barely amounts to a tech demo.

I played every creature and leveled them to 20 (except the golem more on that later)
The flight feels ok, and exploring the map as a flying creature (dragon or griffin)
The customization options are fairly robust and you can make your creature look pretty nice. The golem is the exception to this as its options are very limited.
Exploring the world as a walking/slithering creature does not feel very good at all. I played lyndworm to max and it's very slow.
The golem is even slower, to the point I would call it unplayable. Maybe it's a joke option, because that's what it feels like. I maxed out every creature except the golem.
You level and grow by gathering rocks and dirt and if you're lucky you will find crabs.

The game has loads of potential but as it is right now I can't recommend it to anyone.
The game is very expensive for a lot of nothing. The dragons look nice and that's it.
If you think the dragons look cool or like the concept, add it to your wishlist and wait for it to get some udates. Until then, I'd give it a pass. Early Access is a risky investment. The game might get updated and become something great, or the devs might drop and we'll be left with it in whatever state they leave it at.

TL/DR flying dragons go BRRRRR, but you're paying for a dragon tech demo
Posted 25 January, 2022.
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1,163.5 hrs on record (459.1 hrs at review time)
just click the cookie
Posted 26 November, 2021.
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4 people found this review helpful
81.2 hrs on record (29.0 hrs at review time)
I want to like this game more than I do.
I like the art style, but every floor looks the same.
The music is nice, but get old quickly. No variety here.
The Angel and Devil deals don't have special items, and you can't see what you are buying before you sacrifice your heart in the Devil room.
Earning the Devil/Angel room doesn't feel satisfying. Especially when you are going for the Angel room you you hit a purple crystal instead of interact with it. The purple chests that spawn in after a room clear only to be hit by a stray bullet, are also frustrating.
The bosses have interesting concepts and designs, maybe the levels could receive similar treatment.
Fighting the bosses, some attacks are not very visible and hard to dodge(some attacks being impossible to dodge).
This game feels like it should be an Early Access title. It feels unfinished and lacks polish that one would expect from a game in this genre.
The Day One DLC characters are WAY more interesting than your starter characters.
Also frustrating that this game has DLC in it on release, and no launch day discount (10%-15%)
It looks like the devs are paying attention to feedback, so I hope the game gets better with time.
Until then, play BoI or Gungeon.
Posted 17 July, 2020.
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91.1 hrs on record (85.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
a fun pixel graphics 'rogue-like' with lots of items to discover and synergies to play with.
the game is still being updated, so there is always a reason to check back in with it
Posted 28 November, 2019.
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23.3 hrs on record (22.0 hrs at review time)
to impress your friends do the helicopter ♥♥♥♥
Posted 27 November, 2018.
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