Recent reviews by Ghally

Sybil

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This game is an elaborate scheme masterminded by Jonathan Blow to make you play The Witness puzzles. DO NOT FALL FOR HIS TRICKERY!

Niko is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ precious oh my god. The speed at which I got emotionally attached to this 2D cat person is insane

Uuuuh yeah?

This game has polish up the ass. Love it when a game just feels so completed

Funny environmental destruction make my brain go zoomies

Once in a blue moon some dude drops a game that can only be described as having ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SOUL poured into it. This is one of those. It's fast paced, fun, smooth, polished, replayable, and full of personality. Omw to git gud and beat the true ending cya nerd

Oh, and you CAN hug the backpack guy.

You idiot, you clown, you utter buffoon, you absolute moron

This is by a wide margin the best game to have ever been created. It is by a landslide the greatest piece of art ever produced by mankind, and the pinnacle of God's plan. Step aside Sistine Chapel ceiling, step aside Starry Night, step aside The Creation of Adam, Furry Feet is where the ♥♥♥♥ it's at. All of human history has been a slow and steady buildup to this one singular point, 14 billion years of time all to deliver us to this. For centuries, philosophers have pondered the meaning of life, existence, creation, and perseverance, and now we finally have the answer. August 10th 2021 will go down in history as the single most crucial and important event not just in human history, the entire universe's history as well. Every instance of time from this point forwards will be a steady downhill as the universe starts retracting and inevitably implodes only to be reborn in a new brilliant explosion that will lead us to the next deliverance of God himself in physical form.