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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Здобуто 1 січ. 2022 о 11:49

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Здобуто 1 листоп. 2021 о 6:01

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Здобуто 1 січ. 2022 о 19:30

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Здобуто 1 листоп. 2021 о 5:42

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Здобуто 31 жовт. 2021 о 9:28

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Здобуто 1 листоп. 2021 о 6:14

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Здобуто 2 листоп. 2021 о 11:24

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Здобуто 30 груд. 2021 о 11:41

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Здобуто 31 груд. 2021 о 13:51

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Здобуто 1 січ. 2022 о 14:41

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Здобуто 1 січ. 2022 о 20:20

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Здобуто 1 січ. 2022 о 19:20

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Здобуто 31 жовт. 2022 о 20:55

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Здобуто 31 груд. 2021 о 13:27

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Здобуто 1 січ. 2022 о 14:44

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Здобуто 3 січ. 2022 о 20:08

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Здобуто 1 січ. 2022 о 20:10

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Здобуто 30 груд. 2021 о 11:39

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Здобуто 1 січ. 2022 о 20:28

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Здобуто 26 січ. 2022 о 12:05

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Здобуто 2 січ. 2022 о 23:05

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Здобуто 2 листоп. 2021 о 11:35

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Здобуто 31 жовт. 2021 о 9:29

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Здобуто 31 жовт. 2021 о 8:41

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Здобуто 29 груд. 2021 о 10:45

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Здобуто 28 січ. 2022 о 2:23

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Здобуто 2 листоп. 2021 о 11:35

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Здобуто 2 січ. 2022 о 0:14

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Здобуто 2 січ. 2022 о 11:28

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Здобуто 2 січ. 2022 о 14:35

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Здобуто 2 січ. 2022 о 20:48

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Здобуто 7 січ. 2022 о 20:20

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
Здобуто 1 січ. 2022 о 20:35

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.
Здобуто 2 січ. 2022 о 11:19

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
Здобуто 26 січ. 2022 о 12:18

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Здобуто 2 січ. 2022 о 14:01

Ode to Eddings

Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units.
Здобуто 2 січ. 2022 о 17:21

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Здобуто 3 січ. 2022 о 20:30

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Здобуто 3 січ. 2022 о 19:31



Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
6 / 30

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
21 / 30

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
4 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
0 / 30

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
18 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
2 / 10

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
5 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
2 / 3

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
8 / 30

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
0 / 30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
27 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
0 / 20

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
18 / 30

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
1 / 10
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