Progreso de WishICouldWin en los logros de POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Se desbloqueó el 1 ENE 2022 a las 11:49

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Se desbloqueó el 1 NOV 2021 a las 6:01

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Se desbloqueó el 1 ENE 2022 a las 19:30

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Se desbloqueó el 1 NOV 2021 a las 5:42

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Se desbloqueó el 31 OCT 2021 a las 9:28

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Se desbloqueó el 1 NOV 2021 a las 6:14

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Se desbloqueó el 2 NOV 2021 a las 11:24

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Se desbloqueó el 30 DIC 2021 a las 11:41

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Se desbloqueó el 31 DIC 2021 a las 13:51

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Se desbloqueó el 1 ENE 2022 a las 14:41

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Se desbloqueó el 1 ENE 2022 a las 20:20

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Se desbloqueó el 1 ENE 2022 a las 19:20

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Se desbloqueó el 31 OCT 2022 a las 20:55

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Se desbloqueó el 31 DIC 2021 a las 13:27

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Se desbloqueó el 1 ENE 2022 a las 14:44

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Se desbloqueó el 3 ENE 2022 a las 20:08

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Se desbloqueó el 1 ENE 2022 a las 20:10

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Se desbloqueó el 30 DIC 2021 a las 11:39

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Se desbloqueó el 1 ENE 2022 a las 20:28

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Se desbloqueó el 26 ENE 2022 a las 12:05

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Se desbloqueó el 2 ENE 2022 a las 23:05

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Se desbloqueó el 2 NOV 2021 a las 11:35

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Se desbloqueó el 31 OCT 2021 a las 9:29

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Se desbloqueó el 31 OCT 2021 a las 8:41

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Se desbloqueó el 29 DIC 2021 a las 10:45

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Se desbloqueó el 28 ENE 2022 a las 2:23

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Se desbloqueó el 2 NOV 2021 a las 11:35

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Se desbloqueó el 2 ENE 2022 a las 0:14

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Se desbloqueó el 2 ENE 2022 a las 11:28

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Se desbloqueó el 2 ENE 2022 a las 14:35

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Se desbloqueó el 2 ENE 2022 a las 20:48

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Se desbloqueó el 7 ENE 2022 a las 20:20

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.

Se desbloqueó el 1 ENE 2022 a las 20:35

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.

Se desbloqueó el 2 ENE 2022 a las 11:19

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.

Se desbloqueó el 26 ENE 2022 a las 12:18

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Se desbloqueó el 2 ENE 2022 a las 14:01

Ode to Eddings

Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units.

Se desbloqueó el 2 ENE 2022 a las 17:21

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Se desbloqueó el 3 ENE 2022 a las 20:30

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Se desbloqueó el 3 ENE 2022 a las 19:31

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

6 / 30

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

21 / 30

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

4 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

0 / 30

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

18 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

2 / 10

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

5 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

2 / 3

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

8 / 30

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

27 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

18 / 30