-Piracy isn't theft
The theft the companies allege happens when something is pirated is that of potential revenue, so if someone couldn't have, or wouldn't have gotten it legit even if pirating wasn't an option, then there is no potential profit, can't steal something that doesn't exist.

-Drunk driving is safer than sober driving
Drunk drivers survive their car accidents more often than sober drivers

-Blowing into your hands when you're cold actually makes your hands colder
While your breath is warm, it also has moisture, and gets your hands wet, and when it evaporates, pulls heat away, making your hands colder in the long run

-Putting your phone in the microwave for ~3.3 minutes will fully charge your phone (or close to)
Smartphone batteries have a capacity of 2,500-4,000 mAh, your average microwave is 1,200 watts, (Formula: mAh = 1000 x Wh/V -> V = (1,000 x Wh) / mAh ) resulting in 400 Volts per Minute (V/T) but your microwave is probably a 120 volt, so 400 Volts per Minute, over 120 volts, results in 3.33, or 3 minutes and 20 seconds

-You can skydive without a parachute
Once.

-The average Esports player is more physically fit than you.
Maybe not everyone reading this, but if you don't know your daily caloric intake, and don't workout 3x a week, then yea 90% of Esports players are more fit than you.

-Access to enough information will radicalize almost anyone
Don't think so? Check out some or all of the following: A) Project Mockingbird. B) Operation Northwoods. C) Ruby Ridge. D) Waco Siege. E) MK Ultra. F) Disposition Matrix. G) Operation Fast & Furious. H) Tuskegee Experiments. I) Building 7. J) Homan Square Facility. K) Gary Webb. L) Bilderberg Group. M) Abu Ghraib. N) Lavon Affair. O) USS Liberty. P) Adrenochrome. Q) Metzitzah B'peh Infections.

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