major0shitbreak's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2013 @ 12:40pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2013 @ 1:27pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2013 @ 1:36pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2013 @ 2:03pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2013 @ 1:02pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2013 @ 1:47pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2013 @ 11:23am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2013 @ 12:28pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2020 @ 12:33am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2020 @ 1:32am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2020 @ 12:32am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2013 @ 11:59am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2016 @ 10:29am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2013 @ 11:59am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2013 @ 1:38pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2016 @ 9:40am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2013 @ 2:28pm

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2013 @ 12:57pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2013 @ 12:07pm

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2013 @ 12:20pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2016 @ 11:01am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2013 @ 1:01pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2013 @ 11:36am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2020 @ 12:28am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2013 @ 2:32pm

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2013 @ 12:19pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2013 @ 12:09pm

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2013 @ 2:11pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2013 @ 12:34pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2013 @ 2:19pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2013 @ 12:35pm

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2013 @ 1:58pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2013 @ 2:49pm

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2013 @ 2:12pm

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2013 @ 1:51pm

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2016 @ 7:41am

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2016 @ 8:26am

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2016 @ 9:27am

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2016 @ 10:47am

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2016 @ 12:05pm

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2016 @ 7:15am

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2016 @ 8:55am

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2016 @ 11:49am

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

22 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

2 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

1 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

13 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

18 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

26 / 30