major0shitbreak kullanıcısının POSTAL 2 Başarım İlerlemesi

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Kazanma Tarihi 28 Ara 2013 @ 12:40

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Kazanma Tarihi 28 Ara 2013 @ 13:27

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Kazanma Tarihi 28 Ara 2013 @ 13:36

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Kazanma Tarihi 28 Ara 2013 @ 14:03

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Kazanma Tarihi 28 Ara 2013 @ 13:02

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Kazanma Tarihi 28 Ara 2013 @ 13:47

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Kazanma Tarihi 29 Ara 2013 @ 11:23

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Kazanma Tarihi 29 Ara 2013 @ 12:28

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Kazanma Tarihi 31 Ara 2020 @ 0:33

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Kazanma Tarihi 31 Ara 2020 @ 1:32

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Kazanma Tarihi 31 Ara 2020 @ 0:32

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Kazanma Tarihi 29 Ara 2013 @ 11:59

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Kazanma Tarihi 28 Ara 2016 @ 10:29

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Kazanma Tarihi 29 Ara 2013 @ 11:59

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Kazanma Tarihi 28 Ara 2013 @ 13:38

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Kazanma Tarihi 28 Ara 2016 @ 9:40

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Kazanma Tarihi 28 Ara 2013 @ 14:28

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Kazanma Tarihi 28 Ara 2013 @ 12:57

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Kazanma Tarihi 29 Ara 2013 @ 12:07

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Kazanma Tarihi 29 Ara 2013 @ 12:20

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Kazanma Tarihi 28 Ara 2016 @ 11:01

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Kazanma Tarihi 28 Ara 2013 @ 13:01

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Kazanma Tarihi 29 Ara 2013 @ 11:36

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Kazanma Tarihi 31 Ara 2020 @ 0:28

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Kazanma Tarihi 28 Ara 2013 @ 14:32

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Kazanma Tarihi 29 Ara 2013 @ 12:19

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Kazanma Tarihi 29 Ara 2013 @ 12:09

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Kazanma Tarihi 28 Ara 2013 @ 14:11

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Kazanma Tarihi 28 Ara 2013 @ 12:34

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Kazanma Tarihi 28 Ara 2013 @ 14:19

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Kazanma Tarihi 28 Ara 2013 @ 12:35

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Kazanma Tarihi 28 Ara 2013 @ 13:58

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Kazanma Tarihi 28 Ara 2013 @ 14:49

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Kazanma Tarihi 28 Ara 2013 @ 14:12

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Kazanma Tarihi 28 Ara 2013 @ 13:51

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Kazanma Tarihi 28 Ara 2016 @ 7:41

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Kazanma Tarihi 28 Ara 2016 @ 8:26

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Kazanma Tarihi 28 Ara 2016 @ 9:27

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Kazanma Tarihi 28 Ara 2016 @ 10:47

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Kazanma Tarihi 28 Ara 2016 @ 12:05

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.

Kazanma Tarihi 28 Ara 2016 @ 7:15

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Kazanma Tarihi 28 Ara 2016 @ 8:55

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Kazanma Tarihi 28 Ara 2016 @ 11:49

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

22 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

2 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

1 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

13 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

18 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

26 / 30