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Nobody knows the trouble I've been.
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Humans are communications junkies. We just can't get enough.
-- Alan Kay
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Scully: I just came up with a pretty sick theory Mulder.
Mulder: Oooh, I'm listening!
"The X-Files: Our Town"
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How's the wife? Is she at home enjoying capitalism?
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"Regardless of the legal speed limit, your Buick must be operated at
speeds faster than 85 MPH (140kph)."
-- 1987 Buick Grand National owners manual.
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I love treason but hate a traitor.
-- Gaius Julius Caesar
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ARTHUR It's not a question of whose habitat it is, it's a
question of how hard you hit it.
- Arthur pointing out one of the disadvantages of gravity, Fit the Tenth.
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People usually get what's coming to them ... unless it's been mailed.
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'Martyrdom' is the only way a person can become famous without ability.
-- George Bernard Shaw
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