Recent reviews by Magnificent One

I can't even how good this was, so
11/10

I learned to turn of safe search when I google the items from this game.

I don't even own the game and I can write a review.

That's ok in my book.

I had always suspected Satan was into making video games.

You want steam cards? Buy it

You want a game that will make you regret every decision you have ever made that has led you to this point in your life? Buy it

Unnecessary space clone of Resident Evil.

Poor atmosphere, all jumpscares, and terrible steam integration.

I almost cried. At a PnC game.

11/10

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Conversation leading up to this game

"Hey Bob, I bet you can't make a game with your eyes closed in 5 minutes!"

He was right.

They said the first one was the Final Slam.

They should not have lied.