Recent reviews by Magnificent One

If you get sad the answer is rice

Patrolling the UCA almost makes you wish for a voidout.

Decided to give this a try because the screenshots were intriguing and the store page had some cute motivational phrases.

Most of your deaths will be from falling off. You know how unresponsive RPG Maker movement is? Imagine that in a precision-movement game. Doesn't work. The gameplay is your generic dodge the instant death as you memorize the movements of different hazards.

Sorry to say the dev seems really proud of this, and the store page is cute, but the game isn't any good. The writing once you're in the game is bleh.

I was optimistic going in, but this is another piece of indie trash for the steam dumpster.

One last thing, when I launched the game it opened some weird javascript dialogue. I ran an antivirus scan and it seemed ok, but be warned.

No naked woman behind the waterfall in the Shadow Warrior expo

At last, and indie RPG dev that knows what they're doing.

A great story. I was glad to be oolong for the ride

BOY, YOU MESSED WITH THE WRONG MAILMAN

Y'all need to play Golden Sun

I only played this game the day before today, but I can remember like it was yesterday.

A cutscene with delusions of granduer that doesn't tell a story, barely lets you interact and even then not in a meaningful way, and canned "emotional" muzak that tells you how to feel about whats going on.