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Recent reviews by Uncle Touchy

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1 person found this review helpful
10.1 hrs on record
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Posted 26 March, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
4.1 hrs on record
ha ha this ♥♥♥♥ be bussin
Posted 30 November, 2021.
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11 people found this review helpful
494.9 hrs on record (455.4 hrs at review time)
#♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

F U C K E P I C
Posted 17 September, 2020. Last edited 8 November, 2020.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
802.4 hrs on record (636.2 hrs at review time)
♫ When the fire starts to burn, burn, when it starts to spread ♫

Who took my socks?!
Posted 24 September, 2019. Last edited 29 November, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
12.3 hrs on record (5.3 hrs at review time)
Posted 29 June, 2019.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
8.5 hrs on record (2.7 hrs at review time)
The only way to make this game good is to make your character look absolutley ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up. It's not worth $70 for a 5 minute giggle to yourself all because your guy looks like a mutant from Fallout 4, that has black parents, a twin sister, and his names "Freq" (Freak).

Would rate 2/16, such trash.
Posted 22 August, 2016.
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14 people found this review helpful
60 people found this review funny
716.6 hrs on record (714.2 hrs at review time)
I can now deadlift 300kg with only my right arm.
Posted 22 August, 2016.
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2 people found this review helpful
10 people found this review funny
60.8 hrs on record (15.8 hrs at review time)
The following is my experience with Darkest Dungeon:

MISS. MISS. DODGE. MISS. RESIST. MISS. DODGE. DODGE. RESIST. MISS. DODGE. SQUAD WIPED. BREAK KEYBOARD. CONSIDER SUICIDE.
Posted 22 August, 2016. Last edited 22 August, 2016.
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20 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
6.1 hrs on record (5.7 hrs at review time)
i like the part where you pay 2 win but dont even win because there is always someone out there with more money than you.

6 diks outta 10

defs would never maybe sometimes play again
Posted 17 August, 2016. Last edited 17 August, 2016.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
1.6 hrs on record (0.5 hrs at review time)
Only thought about suicide 6 times while playing this game
Posted 29 October, 2015.
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