MrShad0w[TD]'s POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2014 @ 5:21pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 24 Jan, 2015 @ 6:21pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2014 @ 5:12pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Unlocked 18 Oct, 2022 @ 8:24pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 20 Apr, 2015 @ 8:22am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 24 Jan, 2015 @ 6:01pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 24 Jan, 2015 @ 6:48pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 20 Apr, 2015 @ 7:24am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 20 Apr, 2015 @ 7:51am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 28 Mar, 2017 @ 1:33pm

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 20 Apr, 2015 @ 1:13pm

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 25 Apr, 2015 @ 10:31am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Unlocked 23 Jun, 2019 @ 6:17pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2015 @ 1:25pm

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked 18 Oct, 2022 @ 8:21pm

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2015 @ 7:11am

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Unlocked 28 Mar, 2017 @ 1:55pm

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 14 Dec, 2018 @ 7:32am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2015 @ 4:18pm

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Unlocked 18 Nov, 2017 @ 7:03am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 25 Apr, 2015 @ 9:30am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 13 Feb, 2016 @ 3:11pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 20 Apr, 2015 @ 11:26am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 20 Apr, 2015 @ 1:15pm

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Unlocked 23 Jun, 2019 @ 6:06pm

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 18 Oct, 2022 @ 8:19pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 20 Apr, 2015 @ 8:04am

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Unlocked 17 Jun, 2019 @ 6:30pm

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Unlocked 23 Jun, 2019 @ 6:47pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2014 @ 5:12pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 27 Mar, 2017 @ 2:15pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2014 @ 5:13pm

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Unlocked 28 Mar, 2017 @ 2:02pm

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Unlocked 5 Aug, 2015 @ 5:46pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 24 Jan, 2015 @ 5:59pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 24 Mar, 2017 @ 3:12pm

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2015 @ 3:41pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2014 @ 5:09pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2014 @ 5:19pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2014 @ 5:12pm

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 14 Dec, 2018 @ 7:01am

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2016 @ 12:11pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 20 Apr, 2015 @ 7:24am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2015 @ 4:58pm

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Unlocked 13 Dec, 2018 @ 2:07am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked 23 Sep, 2016 @ 1:48pm

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked 14 Nov, 2017 @ 3:02pm

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 25 Apr, 2015 @ 1:41pm

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Unlocked 31 May, 2015 @ 12:59pm

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Unlocked 1 Jun, 2015 @ 12:18pm

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2015 @ 12:16pm

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2015 @ 1:38pm

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.

Unlocked 30 Jun, 2019 @ 12:09pm

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2015 @ 4:26pm

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Unlocked 31 May, 2015 @ 1:36pm

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.

Unlocked 1 Jun, 2015 @ 12:16pm

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

Unlocked 18 Nov, 2017 @ 6:06am

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2015 @ 12:05pm

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Unlocked 31 May, 2015 @ 1:35pm

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Unlocked 18 Oct, 2022 @ 8:04pm

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Unlocked 25 Mar, 2017 @ 5:30pm

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

11 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

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