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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Ontgrendeld op 12 dec 2014 om 17:21

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Ontgrendeld op 24 jan 2015 om 18:21

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Ontgrendeld op 12 dec 2014 om 17:12

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Ontgrendeld op 18 okt 2022 om 20:24

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Ontgrendeld op 20 apr 2015 om 8:22

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Ontgrendeld op 24 jan 2015 om 18:01

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Ontgrendeld op 24 jan 2015 om 18:48

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Ontgrendeld op 20 apr 2015 om 7:24

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Ontgrendeld op 20 apr 2015 om 7:51

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Ontgrendeld op 28 mrt 2017 om 13:33

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Ontgrendeld op 20 apr 2015 om 13:13

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Ontgrendeld op 25 apr 2015 om 10:31

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Ontgrendeld op 23 jun 2019 om 18:17

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Ontgrendeld op 2 jun 2015 om 13:25

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Ontgrendeld op 18 okt 2022 om 20:21

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Ontgrendeld op 5 jul 2015 om 7:11

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Ontgrendeld op 28 mrt 2017 om 13:55

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Ontgrendeld op 14 dec 2018 om 7:32

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Ontgrendeld op 3 aug 2015 om 16:18

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Ontgrendeld op 18 nov 2017 om 7:03

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Ontgrendeld op 25 apr 2015 om 9:30

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Ontgrendeld op 13 feb 2016 om 15:11

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Ontgrendeld op 20 apr 2015 om 11:26

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Ontgrendeld op 20 apr 2015 om 13:15

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Ontgrendeld op 23 jun 2019 om 18:06

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Ontgrendeld op 18 okt 2022 om 20:19

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Ontgrendeld op 20 apr 2015 om 8:04

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Ontgrendeld op 17 jun 2019 om 18:30

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Ontgrendeld op 23 jun 2019 om 18:47

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Ontgrendeld op 12 dec 2014 om 17:12

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Ontgrendeld op 27 mrt 2017 om 14:15

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Ontgrendeld op 12 dec 2014 om 17:13

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Ontgrendeld op 28 mrt 2017 om 14:02

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Ontgrendeld op 5 aug 2015 om 17:46

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Ontgrendeld op 24 jan 2015 om 17:59

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Ontgrendeld op 24 mrt 2017 om 15:12

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Ontgrendeld op 3 aug 2015 om 15:41

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Ontgrendeld op 12 dec 2014 om 17:09

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Ontgrendeld op 12 dec 2014 om 17:19

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Ontgrendeld op 12 dec 2014 om 17:12

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Ontgrendeld op 14 dec 2018 om 7:01

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Ontgrendeld op 21 sep 2016 om 12:11

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Ontgrendeld op 20 apr 2015 om 7:24

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Ontgrendeld op 3 aug 2015 om 16:58

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Ontgrendeld op 13 dec 2018 om 2:07

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Ontgrendeld op 23 sep 2016 om 13:48

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Ontgrendeld op 14 nov 2017 om 15:02

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Ontgrendeld op 25 apr 2015 om 13:41

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Ontgrendeld op 31 mei 2015 om 12:59

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Ontgrendeld op 1 jun 2015 om 12:18

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Ontgrendeld op 2 jun 2015 om 12:16

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Ontgrendeld op 4 jun 2015 om 13:38

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
Ontgrendeld op 30 jun 2019 om 12:09

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
Ontgrendeld op 3 aug 2015 om 16:26

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Ontgrendeld op 31 mei 2015 om 13:36

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.
Ontgrendeld op 1 jun 2015 om 12:16

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Ontgrendeld op 18 nov 2017 om 6:06

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Ontgrendeld op 3 jun 2015 om 12:05

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Ontgrendeld op 31 mei 2015 om 13:35

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Ontgrendeld op 18 okt 2022 om 20:04

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Ontgrendeld op 25 mrt 2017 om 17:30



Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
11 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
2 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
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