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In the past few years of my life I've felt a void inside of me, nothing that I've tried has filled this void. I went to the doctor's office, visited therapists, gone to psychics and still nothing has been able to satisfy me. I could never figure out what it was, I thought that it was loneliness, depression, or just life giving me a smack to the face. The day came where I didn't want to live anymore, I just wanted to shrivel up and die. It was the only thing that felt better than this daily struggle and lack of feeling. I was ready to jump off of my two story house and end it all. As I sent my final remarks and goodlucks I received a text message. My friend, ecstatic as ever, texted me about the release of a new version of an old game. Mount Your Friends 3D. He bought the game for me and told me we had to play. The pavement waiting for me wasn't going to dissapear so I thought "why not?" one more game with my friend before my passing. I came off the roof and downloaded the game. I spent a long time playing it with him that night. I didn't know what it was about this game, maybe the erect dongs, the strong men, or just the overall mechanics of the game. All of the sudden, I felt whole again. I had never felt like this since my childhood. This game filled the void within me, I didn't want to die anymore. I knew that life was worth living after mounting my friends, this game has changed my life and I hope it does the same for you. Thank you developers for filling that void within me, for letting me grab erect dongs and men.
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eeoa 18 Jan, 2020 @ 5:59pm 
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Vance 24 Aug, 2019 @ 3:04pm 
rip dude ur nose will be missed
WASHED UP NPC 31 Mar, 2018 @ 8:47am 
Kicked my ass in a game of mount your friends 3D. Kid thinks he has skill, but he's a homoerotic hacker and a hypebeast. Please give my friends underwear back:steamfacepalm:
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sad 12 Aug, 2017 @ 6:38pm 
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