There once was a cat
with a hungry belly
the name of the cat
was Whiskers Jelly
his throat was dry
and his bowl was bare
meow my furry cats meow

Soon may the kittyman come
with birds and mice
and some tasty nums
one day when the critters come
we'll eat 'til our bellies are full

Well, Jelly got his boys
and they gathered round
they scattered seeds
from a sack they found
in hopes the seeds
they spread on the ground
would bring small critters about

Well the gang was bored
and morale had dipped
'til one of the seeds
grew green catnip
they sipped and they snacked
and they all got ripped
they all had a meow that night

Well their head were hung
when the morn was nigh
the nip was strong

and they all got high
their bellies wehre shrunk
and thier bowls still dry
oh bring us some mice today