SlurpyGuy
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Back to the Lobby 12 Aug, 2016 @ 10:50pm 
xbox peasant you should be eradicated from the earth 30 fps ♥♥♥♥♥♥
SlurpyGuy 27 Mar, 2016 @ 12:40am 
SNAP.. SNAP SNAP.. SNAP YAW
76561198094642373 27 Mar, 2016 @ 12:39am 
holy
phoon 27 Mar, 2016 @ 12:37am 
This ♥♥♥♥♥ smells like the trees in the mainquad
Ear 27 Mar, 2016 @ 12:36am 
I want to say a little something about this special character. If you were vacationing over to this profile in order to have a proper insight on the games this man plays and the friends he has then you have found that location. I will fill you in on every single detail about this wonderful guy. If you ever for a second feel as though I am rambling... please do ignore that ludicrous thought and continue to read. I am also sorry if I misspelt that word ludicrous.
Anyway, back to the main topic of the day. THE Cole Atkinson. This man; along with his stunning performances on any videogame ever, is a prime candidate for the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ of the year. If there was such thing as a true ♥♥♥♥♥♥. You found yourself the best contender possible. The level in which this man sucks massive ♥♥♥♥ is unheard of. This man can deapthroat about 62 of Chris Torez's ♥♥♥♥♥.
Ear 27 Mar, 2016 @ 12:36am 
That adds up to about 10 inches!!! If this man was alive during 1945 he would have been praised by hitler for the amount of ♥♥♥♥ he could fit in his mouth. If Marilyn Manson had known Cole he would have never had to remove his lower rib in order to suck his own ♥♥♥♥ because he would of had this man by his side at all times.
Honestly; based off of hundreds of hours spent with this man it has become clear to me that he can someday be an Olympian. This man would win every year in the Shotput Championship. This being because he is the absolute BIGGEST thrower I have ever met in my entire career. Also, dont EVER play Culling with his because he will set up a class containing Golden Arm (which is primarily created for if you are intending to throw the entire game).