Things gamers never say:

-He killed me because he is significally better player than me
-The ping and connection to this server is clearly ideal, that death definitely wasn't due to lag or anything of the sort
-No, thanks, gaming until 5AM is a waste of time
-Education always comes first
-I have lost because of my inferior skills
-Other member of my team were alot better than me, even if we lost, it's not their fault
-Thanks for providing me with entertainment by playing music down your microphone
-Of course you can be carry, I don't mind being support
-I am not upset that I lost. That was a fair duel against an honorable opponent
-I did not have sexual intercourse with your mother last night
-You are not a noob, you are just an individual that is new to this game and I respect that
-You are not a noob, you are just an individual that realised a big skill difference.
-Playing video games all night is unhealthy. I should strive to get 8 or 9 hours of sleep like a normal person
-This server has bad connection but I don't mind. I understand that it costs a lot of money to host a server and it is unfair to complain as I am allowed to play on it for free
-You're right, my opinion is clearly ill-founded, and your argument has convinced me of that
- I believe Gabe should take all the time he needs to make the game perfect. Heck, i don't care if it takes another five years!
-I love free to play games since that assures me that i will never spend more money than i would have spend for a P2P game.