The only game in which you can modify the stats of your tiny freighter to one-shot an alien battlecruiser.

10/10 would cheat while laughing maniacally again.

Here's an example if you don't believe me:

Me: *Flying Star Barge around Men*

Pirate: "Hey, that's some purty booty you got there tiny little man, and I wants it!"

Me: "hmm... nah, i'm good thanks."

Pirate: "I don't think you understood me..." *fires a single sidewinder, halving my shield strength*

Me: "Are you absolutely sure that you want to try and rob me? You are really stupid."

Pirate: "Pfft, what's ur tiny little cargo container going to do? Fire a blaster turret at me? Go ahead half-pint, give me your best shot! I'll be laughing about this all day!"

Me: "Well, alright, if you insist." *A hidden compartment opens up revealing a Pug Gridfire Turret*

Pirate: "Hey, what the-" *dies in a fiery explosion*

Me: *Gets bounty payment for Pirate's bloated corpse* "Trololololololol!"