When You were partying I studied 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗕𝗹𝗮𝗱𝗲

When you were having premarital sex I mastered 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐧

While you wasted your days at the gym in pursuit of vanity I cultivated 𝕀𝕟𝕟𝕖𝕣 𝕊𝕥𝕣𝕖𝕟𝕘𝕥𝕙

And now that the world is on fire and the barbarians are at the gate you have the audacity to come to me for help?

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