♥♥♥ alert

I bet you drive a Tesla and gag on your BF at the charging station.

One time I had a kid come over to my house and tell me that my house was small and boring. So then I told him that my house was small because I had an amazing secret basement full of games and toys that I never tell anyone about. This kid wanted to see it really badly at that point, so I told him to wait outside the basement door so I could get the games and toys ready for him. I took a bucket of glitter mixed in with super glue and set it up on the top of the basement door. I gave the kid the cue to come inside, and when he opened the door, I stabbed him.

Shalom, my name is Akiva Bielschowsky.

I'm a 27 year old part American, part Japanese Jewoco (Jew loco). I write bibles in my free time, and spend my days perfecting my banking skills and dancing superior Rabbi dances (Hora, Yemenite dancing)

I train with my Uzi every day, this superior weapon can shoot clean through steel because it is crafted with a master design, and it is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my gun lisense two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

When I get my Israeli citizenship, I am moving to Jerusalem to attend to a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a Rabbi or a bank designer!

I own several shtreymels, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Israel, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Hebrew as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Israel!

This guy's definitely a foreigner being this ♥♥♥.

noob trash <3