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Petah 23 Jun @ 5:07pm 
Gay alert
Muffinsmasher 27 May @ 10:36pm 
I bet you drive a Tesla and gag on your BF at the charging station.
A$AC Schrader 15 Jan, 2022 @ 8:41pm 
One time I had a kid come over to my house and tell me that my house was small and boring. So then I told him that my house was small because I had an amazing secret basement full of games and toys that I never tell anyone about. This kid wanted to see it really badly at that point, so I told him to wait outside the basement door so I could get the games and toys ready for him. I took a bucket of glitter mixed in with super glue and set it up on the top of the basement door. I gave the kid the cue to come inside, and when he opened the door, I stabbed him.
A$AC Schrader 27 May, 2021 @ 10:51pm 
Shalom, my name is Akiva Bielschowsky.

I'm a 27 year old part American, part Japanese Jewoco (Jew loco). I write bibles in my free time, and spend my days perfecting my banking skills and dancing superior Rabbi dances (Hora, Yemenite dancing)

I train with my Uzi every day, this superior weapon can shoot clean through steel because it is crafted with a master design, and it is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my gun lisense two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

When I get my Israeli citizenship, I am moving to Jerusalem to attend to a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a Rabbi or a bank designer!

I own several shtreymels, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Israel, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Hebrew as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Israel!
Petah 25 Apr, 2021 @ 9:36pm 
This guy's definitely a foreigner being this gay. :steamthumbsdown:
✪✪ | Heatch 25 Apr, 2021 @ 9:33pm 
noob trash <3
A$AC Schrader 18 Apr, 2020 @ 8:26am 
What I remember about the rise of the Empire is ... is how quiet it was. During the waning hours of the Clone Wars, the 501st Legion was discreetly transferred back to Coruscant. It was a silent trip. We all knew what was about to happen, what we were about to do. Did we have any doubts? Any private, traitorous thoughts? Perhaps, but no one said a word. Not on the flight to Coruscant, not when Order Sixty-Six came down, and not when we marched into the Jedi Temple. Not a word.
A$AC Schrader 3 Jul, 2019 @ 11:19pm 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see cute guys playing video games haha! I don't know why its a nerd thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx
<c=FFFE9900>Peanut</c> 19 Jan, 2019 @ 12:03pm 
dad
PoopyShit 2 Jul, 2018 @ 6:10pm 
Rip KING BOB
The Most High 7 Jun, 2018 @ 12:32pm 
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Petah 6 Jun, 2018 @ 9:04pm 
lol you gay skeleton lookin ass
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The Most High 17 Jul, 2017 @ 9:17pm 
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