Judge Doctor Captain Lieutenant, S-Rank Hero, Team Rocket Admim John Doe Sr, Son of Xalarith, Born of the North, Where the Sun Grows Long and Winter Falls. Heir To The Tribe of The Kangaroos, Protector of Men, Forger of Peace, The Betrayed and Bamboozled, Duke of Sealand, Savior To The Fallen, Witness to the Birth of the Universe. Embodyment of Greed, One of The Seven Deadly Sins. Dead Ringer Boss, Trader of Unusual Items, Bee Movie Connoisseur, Creator of Memes, Tamer of Wolves. PhD in Awesomeness, Living Noir Film,Tea Anihlator, Ambassador Pro, Plane Scaler, Coffee Destroyer, Lamington Consumer, Australian Survivor, Felon, Monopoly Entrepreneur, Black Rose Wielder, "Chem" Master. Pain in the Posterior, Woodwork Master.