Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say Ni at will to old ladies. There is a pestilence upon this land, nothing is sacred. Even those who arrange and design dispensers are under considerable economic stress in this period in history.

Did you say dispenser?

Yes, Dispensers are my trade. I am a Engineer. My name is Capn the Engie. I arrange, design, and sell Dispensers.