Kaiser
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Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Can i re-roll my speech stats for real life?
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Jerimy 2k19 - "Don't hate the player, just dm more. yea dude this is a 4_man quote by me 4_man"
Blake 2k16 - Roofies aren't drugs, they are more of a lifestyle
Clamo 2k17 - All cars have an allspark right?
Ethan 2k17 - The best pickup line is "girl do you play counter strike cause I can cs together"
Clamo 2k17 pt. 2 - ahh Benito Mussolini, my second favorite Italian, right after Mario.
Ethan 2k17 pt. 2 - When you're hitting it from behind and she says "Blake Osborn".
Blake ???? - she can't get pregnant if she hasn't hit puberty yet
Clamo 2k17 pt. 3 - How is the water so smart if it got caught in a bottle?
Clamo 2k17 pt. 4 - if you have an alien that swears a lot, is it called an extra-tourette-strial?
Me 2k17 - "see the YouTube comment section is filled with pent up sexual tension, while the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ comment section is filled with released sexual tension, that's why it's so much nicer"
Me: "Caleb, what do you think about Nickelback?" Caleb 2k17: "Well it's usually exact change so"
abduL: "Why is your ping so low, are you the server?" Me: "Ya my mom bought it for me for christmas" abduL: "dang i wish i had one of those" me: "What? A server?" abduL: "No, a mom"

https://youtu.be/CGUBFjxViGQ?t=164
https://youtu.be/CGUBFjxViGQ?t=257
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_FQU4KzN7A
I sexually Identify as wanting to die. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of making a noose and stand large enough to end my sad life. People say to me that a person wanting to die is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm dead inside. I'm having a surgeon install AIDS, 30 types of cancer and failing organs into me. From now on I want you guys to call me "dead" and respect my right to die at anytime and commit suicide. If you can't accept me you're a necrophobe and need to check your living privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
Gambler : why cant they just make wheelchairs with pedals so when your arms get tired you can just pedal to go?
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Kahonese : If you don't ♥♥♥♥ with Minecraft then i don't ♥♥♥♥ with you
Kahonese : Kawaii in the streets, Senpai in the sheets
Kahonese : There once lived a blind CS player...
Kahonese : ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Kahonese : type 'quit smoking' in console to read about Valve's anti-smoking movement
Kahonese : hi
Kahonese : :^(
Kahonese : your reaction time is slower than coastal erosion
Kahonese : ESC >> Help & Options >> How to Play
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*DEAD* Lonelyhillperson : this kid is the best dmg in north america
Ⓖ *DEAD*(Counter-Terrorist) Big And Red : ma piiing
+$300: Award for defusing the C4.
+$3500: Team award for winning by defusing the C4.
Ⓞ ♚✪Kaiser✪♚ : who
Ⓞ ♚✪Kaiser✪♚ : who's a dmg?
Ⓑ T.w² Ryan : lonely is now realizing that this isnt dmg
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La Pulga 21 Dec, 2018 @ 4:20pm 
idk who you are
https://discord.gg/pYXZDd4
but here is the correct link ;) 6k members but you gotta add roles to yourself to see the nudes
AbarrisX 16 Apr, 2018 @ 10:18pm 
Signed by best friend ever DEMISER
g59 9 Oct, 2017 @ 8:24pm 
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hella cute
Alc Chapo 10 Feb, 2017 @ 9:47pm 
hi
Piispa 19 Jul, 2016 @ 11:04pm 
*emergency hug*
Kaiser 17 Feb, 2016 @ 4:09pm 
thanks fam. ↓↓