Alrighty now listen here and listen good cause I’m only gonna say this once. You clicked on my profile, and that means only one thing. You want to know more about me, don't you. Of course you do, why else would you view my profile? That’s what profiles are for right? To tell others about yourself? Yes indeed they are, for sure. Without something like a profile, I would have to manually tell every person who wants to know! This way with a profile, I can just say "go read my profile", and boom everything is right their, all the time every time, just how I wrote it the first time. I gotta say, it’s a pretty useful thing, havin a profile is. Yes indeed. Without it, I couldn't tell others about myself. Wait, I said that already. I probably also already said I was only gonna say it once, but now I guess I said it twice. Hell, let’s make it three times. Without a profile, I couldn't tell others about myself so easily. There, third time's the charm, I said it three times and now I'll say it no more. Three is enough. Now that we've established why you are here, and why I put this here, we can get down to business. Since you are here to find out more about me, and I put this here to tell you all about me, just keep on reading and I'll do just that. I can put whatever I want here, I can tell you about all my interests and hobbies, and we might even have a few things in common! Interests and hobbies are some of my favorite things, for without them I would have nothing to do in my spare time. I would probably have a lot more spare time if I didn't have any interests and hobbies to do in my spare time. Oh and, besides interests and hobbies, there is important stuff that’s not as fun as interests and hobbies. That stuff people do 5 days out of the week even thought they don't really want to, but because they have to. Yea, I do that too. So important stuff, interests and hobbies, and what else am I missing... oh yea, food! Everybody needs food right? I like food, in fact I can't live without it. You could say it’s an essential part of my life. Food is certainly a good thing. And of course you can't have food without beverages, am I right? Beverages are without a doubt certainly guaranteed to be at least as important to me as food. I would die without them! No really, staying hydrated is an essential function of life. Just like not starving. Oh, did I tell you my name? I can't believe you read this far and I haven't even had the common decency to tell you my name! Well, here I go. I’m gonna tell you my name right here right now plain and simple. Easy as that, right? So here goes: my name is... oh wait, I don't have to tell you my name because it’s on my profile right? Yea, it’s up their next to the label for "name". I typed it their myself. And I just used the wrong "there" just now. Sorry about that, bad grammar really bothers some people. The nerve of people, we invented grammar for a reason, the least they can do is use it correctly. You know, grammar is a pretty useful thing. It’s certainly important. Without it I couldn’t have written all this information about myself on my profile and left it here for you to read and learn all about me! Man, profiles sure are useful… wait wait I think I said that already. Yea, I did. I just looked back at what I typed before, and it turns out I said it three times already. Shucks, I’m sorry I didn’t mean to repeat myself so many times. I must look like a damn fool. Hey, let me make it up to you! I can tell some good jokes, yes indeed. I can tell you one right now if you want! For sure, I can tell some good jokes. One time I told a joke, and man let me tell you, everyone in the room thought it was the best damn joke they heard the whole day! Yes sir, it sure was a funny joke. It was so funny, I almost couldn’t tell it because I was laughing the whole time. So there you go, that’s all about me thanks for reading!