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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:00pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:08pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 3:25pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 10:33am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:05am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:55am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:37pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:35pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:15pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 2:58pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 2:58pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:31pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:34pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:42pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:57pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:17pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:12am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 10:36am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:56pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:14pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:37pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:51am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:51am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:51am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 1:22am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:33pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:06pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 3:57am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 10:33am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:31pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:31pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:22pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:20am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:35pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:07am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:31pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 3:53am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:34pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:04pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:06pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:57pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 10:34am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:55am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:42pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:06pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:18am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 3:52am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:21pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:41am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:02pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:37pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:43am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:04am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:41am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:37pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:55am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:43am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:39pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 2:59pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:48pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:25pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:45pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 4:03am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:28pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:31pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:59pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 10:36am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:12pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 10:36am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:41pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:35pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:36pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 5:18am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:30am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:03am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:49pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:57pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:37pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:45am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:48pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:35pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 12:50pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 9:20pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:34am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:35pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:06pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:06pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:22pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 7:26pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 8:27pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 8:41pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:28am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:29am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:03pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:19am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:35pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 11:03pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:03am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:18am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:36pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:37pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:57pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:55pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:56pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:37pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:38am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:45am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:56pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:13am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:46am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:45pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 9:29pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:59am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:14pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:32pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:50am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:50pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 4:51pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 2:20pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:54pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:52pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 9:06am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:22am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:32am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:46am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:02pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:17pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:34am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:35pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:37pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:46am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:20am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:46am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:41am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:55pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:55pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 9:45am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 9:45am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 2:45pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 2:45pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:57pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:57pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:44am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:46pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:46pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:01am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 5:51pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:38pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 4:58am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:33pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:05pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:01am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:36am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:16pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:52pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:12am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:21pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:43am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:36pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:00pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:48am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:18am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:37pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:55pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:19am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:42am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 9:02am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:10pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 5:56pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 5:36pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 5:28pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:05pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:35pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:07pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:05pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:07pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:07pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:07pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:38pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:38pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:51am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 10:55pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 8:30pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:22pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:39pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:36pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:54pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:54pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:36pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:36pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 2:42pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:47pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:48pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:15pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:29pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 9:45pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:59am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:59am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 12:48pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 5:32pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:07pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:55pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:00pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:11pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:14am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:38am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:46am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:47am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 2:59pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:52pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:38pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:13am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 9:03am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 2:43pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:10pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:40pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:03pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:35am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 5:34pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:01pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 2:41pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:04pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:23pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:54pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:52pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 9:45am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 2:42pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 2:42pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 2:42pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:11pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:11pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:50pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:06pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 4:10am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 4:11am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 5:17am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:12pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2022 @ 5:21pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 5:41pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2022 @ 2:34am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 5:53pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 6:02am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 12:01pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 5:06pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 5:27pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 5:34pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:05pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:22pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:01pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:06pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 2:42pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:46pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:49pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:51pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:11pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:11pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:26pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:04pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:04pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:14pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:14pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:38pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:11pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:55pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:37pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 9:34pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:10pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:11pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:21pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 12:03pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 12:08pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 12:01pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 12:09pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 12:09pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 12:09pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2022 @ 6:03pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 3:54pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 10:50am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 11:33pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 4 May @ 8:23pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 5:47am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 5:59am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 5:57am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 12:44pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 7:08pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:14am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 4:29am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 4:24am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 11:06pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:50am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:50pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:38am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:47pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:38pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:56pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:13am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:14pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:29pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:06pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:04pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 9:10pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:31pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 10:58pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:15pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 2:41pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:58pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:49pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 2:42pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:03pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:03pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:11pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:33pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:04pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:04pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:04pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:04pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:58am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 12:01pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:59pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:29pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:03pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:04pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:04pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:14pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:09pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:12pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 9:29pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:04pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:10pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:01am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:04am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:03pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:53pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 5:40pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 2:58pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:50pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 9:12pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 4:02am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 6:53pm

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2022 @ 9:34am

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 6:52am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:13am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:13am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:10pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 3:20pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2022 @ 6:02pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 12:03pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:27pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 5:40pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:25pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 4:51pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:08pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2022 @ 10:29pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 6:03pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 6:36am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:11pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:47pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:03pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:03pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:07pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:07pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:03pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:04pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:11pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:12pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 3:10pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:36pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:13pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:44pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:55pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 9:05am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:14pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:06pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:06pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:58am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:10pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:07pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:28pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:10pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 9:35pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:32pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 5:30pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:25pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:40am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 6:33pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:55am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:24pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 9:05am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:10pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:15pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:10pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:57am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:10pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:08pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:37pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 5:50am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 5:08pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:11pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 5:01pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 3:28pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:07pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 3:09pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2022 @ 5:21pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 4:58am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 5:45am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2022 @ 9:27am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 8:30pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 8:30pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 10:05pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:55am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 7:00pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 7:00pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:32pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 7:07pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 7:08pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:32pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:16pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 3:46pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 7:56pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 5:12am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 8:12pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 12:30am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:17am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 1:10am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:59am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:09pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:53am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:13pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:08pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:08pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:04pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:04pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:12pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 3:10pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:33pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:33pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 5:10am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 5:48am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 5:57am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 12:37am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:04pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 5:00am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:05pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:07pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:04pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:04pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:10pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 3:10pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 3:09pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:30pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:32pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 5:06am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 5:58am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 6:04pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 12:35am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 12:35am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 5:32am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 2:59pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 9:03am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 12:50pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 5:34pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 9:29pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:59am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 4:51pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:07pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2022 @ 10:28pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 6:03pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:21am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 3:10pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 5:31pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 5:40pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2022 @ 5:52pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 2:42pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:01pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05pm

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 7:10pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:11pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 12:45am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:07pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 3:10pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 3:40pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 7:04pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:19am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:33pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:45pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:30pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 1:22am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:00pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 4:09am

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 4:09am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:41pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 2:41am

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 5:28am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 5:41pm

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2022 @ 11:22pm

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 12:15pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 10:35am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 8:14pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 8:14pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 8:14pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 8:14pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 8:14pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 8:14pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 8:14pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 8:14pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 8:14pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 8:16pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 12:36am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 3:10pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 3:49pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 8:14pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 8:14pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 8:16pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 5:53am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 8:09pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 8:09pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 8:09pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 8:09pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 8:09pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 8:09pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 8:23pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 8:23pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 8:24pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 8:24pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 12:41am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 12:42am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:20am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:21am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 5:33am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 3:26pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 7:10pm

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 4:25am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 8:09pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 4:15am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 5:04am

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 11:15pm

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 11:15pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:58am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 8:09pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 8:09pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 8:12pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 3:10pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 6:30pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 8:30pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 10:53pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 10:55pm

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 11:12pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 5:22am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 5:14am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 4:11am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 4:32pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 6:27pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:08pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:08pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:08pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:08pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:08pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:08pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:08pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:08pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:08pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:09pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 11:00pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 3:46pm

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 7:10pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:08pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:08pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:08pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 5:51am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:05pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:05pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:05pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:05pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:05pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:05pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:05pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:05pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:05pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:05pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 3:23pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 3:24pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 3:25pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 3:26pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 3:49pm

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 7:10pm

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 11:28pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 9:53pm

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 4:23am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:05pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:05pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:05pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 1:59am



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.
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