Nedávné recenze uživatele ♥Loveheart♥

Can't skip cutscenes, buyer beware you're in for a long ass cutscene whenever you play the campaign, if you die not only do you have to restart but wait through these horrific cutscenes.

Really annoys me how I make the three main characters dress in a theme only to have the next mission start up with Trever and Franklin turn up in rags. I thought okay maybe because they're going for immersion we need more decent clothes. Not that at all.

As for the characters they're decent, I enjoy playing as Franklin and Michael. The bullet time was cheesey but enjoyable for a gimic. Trevor is crude, rather obscene and petty. Understandable everyone has to have a villian, but the amount of grandous the writers have written around him gives me the impression Trevor is likeable the same way Rick from The Rick and Morty show is likeable. Personally it's not my thing, it comes across as a rather uncomftable attempt to be cool.

The character switching system is a great idea at first, I like the idea of it... but in execution it feels rather frustrating. Especially when characters who are brilliant for certain roles are forced into illogical discissions. For example, there's a mission where Michael is driving while Franklin is shooting, trying to get out of the car to swap roles is impossible.

As for the stat system I find it rather enjoyable. Although many past times ingame don't so much make me want to play the game but rather go outside and do it. There doesn't seem to be that many rewards for partaking in these activities, not that it's a problem, but rather an old staple of the series.

As for GTA:San Andreas lovers out there, I would say at a stretch the city is recognisable, but often I find myself completely missing the suttleness of their changes. For example I thought Grove street looked really out of place without the overpass shadowing the neighbourhood. Nor did I realise the beaches were the same. I understand that graphics and continuity may change but I have never seen an island morph so experadicly before.

Overall 3/10 I'd say the games decent, better than GTA 4 but I wouldn't say I'd enjoy it to completion, infact nothing inspires me to keep going with the story. I bought this full price but if you managed to get a free copy or on sale for under £10 then it's worth it.

What can I say about Bethesda's buggy ♥♥♥♥ which has been my nightmare of the 2010's?

It's rather banal, I think even the mention of Skyrim fills me with nausea. This cretinous game came out in 2011, sure it was fun back in 2012.

Did the DLC help this game at all? Not really, this games dlc was as pointless as Oblivion's Horse armor.

Dawnguard; Well this was a boring fued between a group of vampires and some pottering warriors. It wasn't fun and honestly felt like a way for people who disliked Twilight to have their own fun. It didn't add anything to being a vampire or werewolf other than pointless progression.

Hearthfire; You could adopt kids and live in the wilderness, that sounds like the two worse things to be brought up in Skyrim, but people liked it! I was not one of these people, I use my house to dump off my gear, if you're into playing mummies and daddies then sure this is for you.

Dragonborn; wow I struggled to remember the name of this DLC. It was so forgetable. I feel like this dlc was just made for the Bethesda fanboys who are waiting for Morrowsky, or whatever butchered titles they want to call it. I didn't care much for Morrowind nor this DLC, you could make some crappy armor but chances are you're not going to wear/care about it.

As for the main game it reminds me of Fallout 3, empty, barron and boring. You can plod about until you keel over and die, theres a lot to see. A lot to do! Except if by seeing you mean go into one dungeon you've seen them all except a little plot here and there which is boring and missable. Then by Do you mean NOTHING EXCITING!

Let's get onto the main attraction, the Dragons and Dragon shouts. Dragons are big derpy lizards who fly about and I usually pay them no mind, they will either fly off after a while while you fight them or just get taken out by either a giant or ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Pudlo the dumb guard. Not that it matters you get bothered by a blinding screen as the soul of a dragon vialates you and people congratulate you. The hero who's day was ruined because a dragon scared off the market vendor I was bargining with! As for the shouts, I used them in the story and maybe if I had a new one, they were not impressive.

Now for balance, there isn't any. Be a mage, you'll soon find you're great at everything, people like to compare Stamina to magicka, but clearly the ability to cast multiple spells over does how long you can sprint or swing a stick. With enough magicka you can dominate all schools of magic, with conjouration enjoy the breeze of Bound weapons, easily mastering 1/2 handed weapons and archery. As for sneaking, enjoy the easy abilities of Illusion, being invisible and muffled is a spectre of ease to mastering sneaking.

I paid for this game, back in 2012 that was fine, I enjoyed it. Would I pay for it at the same price is 2018? No. If this game ever went for pha ha ha Bethesda wouldn't give this game out for free there's still milk in her udder's boys!

2/10 Overall. Fus Ro Disinterestedness.

I've tried this game loads of times, it's not good, more over than that, it sucks ass.

The spells are boring the whole casting system is banal.

I paid for this sorry wreck of a game because I was roped into the multiplayer aspect. Unless a friend is paying or you get it for free it's not worth even glancing at.

Overall I rate this game 1/10 I think I've had more fun watching Harry Potter do magic in his classes then playing with magic in this game. And I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate Harry Potter!

First of all this is good for a WB game, but that does not mean it's a good game!

Pointless collectables? CHECK!

So you roam around like the big boogy potty postman pat driving up to peoples abodes and knocking off their clogs taking their random tut!

You help settlements for crappy rewards.

This game has nothing to do with the movie, which is a good thing, but overall it's rather boring and pointless.

I paid for this "game" and it's "DLC" which was a totally shamble. Personally if you like Mad Max it maybe worth buying on sale. But it will give no closure to the film just a load of random lore which will never be refferenced again.

Overall I give this game a 3/10 it has as much appeal as having an orgy with that lumpy quasamodo ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and his family.

THE LONG DORK!

What a boring game, it has unskipable cutscenes. If I can't skip your cutscenes I'm going to skip your games. The atmosphere was going for serious but seeing the daft ♥♥♥♥♥ rudolf ass nose just took me out of it. If you like cartoons and derpy survival, actually yeah, if you enjoyed Firewatch but wanted snow then here's a game for you.

I had to pay for this horrid experience, please if you get this game for free, maybe try it, if not DON'T SPEND A SINGLE COPPER ON THIS ABOMINATION!

2/10, I'm giving this game, THE COLD SHOULDER!

Life is LAME! Alex and Chloe are the most boring characters ever written, freckled freak can rewind time while tall weed pot just looks like that girl who listens to dragonforce all day long.

Honestly both of them deserved everything they got it would only of been better if they were shot in the head at the start.

Gameplay? None, if you like long drawn out dialogue like a tell tale game then stick to Tell tale, this sucks ass!

Graphics? Better than tell tale's but nothing to write home about.

Story? I once had a bus ride home with an old man who told me about how he found his wife dead, I would rather have that on loop then try and explain how boring this games story is!

Overall I'd rate this game a fair 2/10, the one point it got was graphics but everything else? If you get this game for free sure, wouldn't pay more than a pube for.

Really boring and repetitive, you don't even keep any of your gear for the next story. Plus you can't look down the gun's sights!

1/10 I wish I had got this ♥♥♥♥ game for free.

Great demo, boring game.

No settlements to defend, no horrid character dialogue, Pre-War books are worthless, Brotherhood of Steel weren't nice to me, Enclave were nice to me, Too much time travel since Romans are in it, Kings gang is just a rip off of James Dean, Followers of the Apocolypse don't kill anyone, No two headed bears, you don't start in a vault, have loads of caps to spend on stuff, got like 3 bedroom, my compainions don't want to all ♥♥♥♥ me so obviously I'm ugly! No Small/Big Guns, all of the junk items are junk, VATS freezes time and there no crits, if I walk into romans camp dressed as a NCR guy I killed there all hurt me, worse of all theres no syths and super mutants talk to you.

Overall I would never play this game ever again.