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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:45pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:48pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:12am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 4:26pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:25am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:59am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 1:25pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:41pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:28pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 7:44pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 7:46pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:08pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:11pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:17pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:38pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:46pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:18am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:19pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:21pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:35am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:01pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:01pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:01pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 11:40pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:10pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:58pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:58pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:13pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:08pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:08pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:38pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:27pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:46am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:52pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:08pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:56pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 10:34am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:13pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:46pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 3:12pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:16pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:00am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:22pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:49pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:40pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 3:09pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:47am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 3:19am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:21am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:36pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:41pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:40pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:33pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:53pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 1:24pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:03pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 7:44pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 7:44pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 7:46pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:17pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:36am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:54pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:11pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:30pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:15pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:41pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:52am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:52pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:34pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:59pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:21pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:37pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:31pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:05am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:01pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:12am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:35pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:26pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:14pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:40pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:49pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:36pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:01am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:00pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 7:46pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 4:49pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 12:28pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 6:00pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 6:00pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 10:34pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 5:56pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 10:34pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:46am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:38pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:54am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:28pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 12:34pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 10:29pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 11:05am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 12:14pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:50pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 7:48pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 1:14pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:53pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:10pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 7:05pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 5:52pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 12:46pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:37pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:03pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:19pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:57pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:57pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 7:44pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 7:46pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 12:59pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 2:52pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 3:28pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:06pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:20pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:20pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:43pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:27pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 1:14pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:41pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 3:30am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:53pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:28am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 11:05am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 12:14pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 6:04pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:06pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:23pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:29pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:46pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 10:29pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 11:01am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 5:35pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 10:30am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 9:28pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 3:53pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:12pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:16pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 3:12pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:51pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:53pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:03pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:41pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 9:01pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:48pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:53pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:04pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:46am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:28pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:53pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 8:34pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 11:38pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 12:05pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:16pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:42pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 12:40am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:38am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:53am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:50am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:53am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:53am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:08pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:07pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 4:33pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:22pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:22pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:22pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:01pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:40pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 12:53pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:58pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 12:03pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:55pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:55pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 12:59am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 11:05am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 11:05am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 11:05am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 1:14pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 12:31am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 12:31am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 12:31am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 12:31am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:22pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 9:06pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 12:59pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 12:32pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:29pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 10:58pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:53am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:14pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 7:05pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 9:51pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:48pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 2:52pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:43pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:05pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:36pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 7:48pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 10:42am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 8:04pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 1:14pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 5:53pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:16pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:50pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:49am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 12:46pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:17pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:16pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 4:50pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 12:59am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 11:19am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 12:03pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 4:49pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:17pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 12:32am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 12:31am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 12:31am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:22pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:15pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:51pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:51pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:46pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:46pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 8:44pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:48pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 10:53am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:26am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:37pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 10:40am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 9:24pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:42pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 12:40am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:53am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:15pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:43pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 1:38pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:29pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 12:31am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 12:36am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:05am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:43pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 7:12pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 7:12pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 7:12pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 12:23pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:22pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 1:47am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:22pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:08pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:49pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 1:47am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 1:53am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 10:19pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:55am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 4:03pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 9:57pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:31pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:37pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:15pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 7:47pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 3:28pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 3:10pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 1:48am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 10:34pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:20pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:51pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 10:36am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:25pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:16pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:05am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:24pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:45pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:11am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 12:31am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:14pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:20pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:43pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 11:48am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 1:51am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 1:54am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:50pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 9:49am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 10:34pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 10:33am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:20pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:20pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 7:12pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 11:48am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 9:06pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 5:22pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 12:49pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 12:49pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 11:56am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:20am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:20am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:20pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 12:44am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 1:46am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:49pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 4:03pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 9:56pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 10:15am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:33pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 10:48am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 12:59pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 9:08pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:36pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 8:48pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:39pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 10:34pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 9:56pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 9:49am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 10:38am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 8:42pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 5:21pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 1:49am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 6:16pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 1:46am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 1:51am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 1:51am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:50pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 9:57am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 11:01am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:38pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:20am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:21pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 8:44pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 9:47am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 3:25pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:53pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 12:59am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:22pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 12:37pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:43pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 3:05pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 10:34pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 11:50am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 7:40pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:20pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 7:05pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 10:26pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 8:48pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 10:34pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:37pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:40pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:26pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 7:47pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 4:48pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:05am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:21pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 1:48am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 11:14am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:21pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:42pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 1:53am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:38pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:20am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 11:17am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 3:46pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:11pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:15pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:20pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 12:32am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 12:46pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 12:46pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 12:46pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 11:59am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:38pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 9:31pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:36pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 11:01am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 10:34am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:21pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:21pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 8:44pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 7:44pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 4:18pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:53am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 7:05pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 9:24pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 10:38am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 8:42pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 10:34pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 1:54am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 10:38am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 6:04pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 10:34pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:17pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 8:27pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:10pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:23pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:08pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 11:40pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:51pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:12pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 6:08pm



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

My own clone

Have 1 You.

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.

Born for this job

Have 100 You.

Episode II

Have 150 You.

Copy that

Have 200 You.

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+10

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Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked