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An airplane was about to crash..
There were five passengers on board, but only four parachutes.
The first passenger said, “I am President Obama, the chosen one. The world needs me, I can’t afford to die.”
So he took the first parachute and left the plane.
The second passenger, Tony Abbot said, “I am the Prime Minister of Australia and I am the smartest man in Australian history, so Australia’s people don’t want me to die.”
He took the second parachute and jumped out of the plane.
The third passenger, John Kerry said, “I’m a Senator and a decorated war hero from the Army of the United States of America.”

He grabbed the parachute next to him and jumped.
The fourth passenger, ex-President George W Bush said to the fifth passenger, a 10-year-old schoolgirl;
“I have lived a full life and served my country the best I could. I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute.”
The little girl said “That’s okay, Mr President. There’s a parachute left for you..., Australia’s smartest man just took my schoolbag.”

I repeat, AM I EXPECTED TO KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT STAR WARS.
I could be 10 years old and just found out star wars exists, thus not having the chance to consume EVERYTHING about it. I could be a previously blind man who got his eyesight back and didn't have the chance to consume all this stuff when it came out.
I could be a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ex prisoner from North Korea who couldn't watch every movie, read every book and play every video game when they came out.
OR, I might be a normal guy who has been working through his favorite franchises but who has not yet read, watched or played ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ EVERYTHING.
Did you watch, read and play every kind of media the second when they came out? No, you didn't, so don't ever use the "it's so old you should've blah blah" argument anymore.