✧ E-DATING PRICES ✧˖°

❥ SLEEP CALL
10 minutes = $19.99
30 minutes = $39.99
1-3 hour = $69.99
4-6 hours = $99.99
10+ hours = $299.99

❥ TEXTS
good morning/night text = $4.99
per day "i love you" = $4.99
per message "i love you" with a chosen pet name after = $9.99
per message pet names pack (regular texting with additional pet name of your choice) = $69.99

❥ STATUS

putting you in my status = $34.99
putting you in my status with a pet name in front of your name = $49.99

❥ MATCHING PFPS

10 minutes of matching pfp = $9.99
30 minutes of matching pfp = $24.99
1-2 hours of matching pfp = $49.99

Alright so I looked it up; Its rare but in some cases with improperly done HRT homogenesis can occur creating a viable foetus in the scrotum after pushing out all the pee which is stored in the balls. But don't you worry, I will take full responsibility

Haha well memed sir gentleman!! All the internet updoots to you! *tips fedora and begins to slowly and passionately suck your toes. You're hesitant at first, unwilling to admit you've wanted this for your entire life, but now in this moment of passion you find yourself unchained and released of all your inhibitions!

As I walk away, I turn my head to wink at you and say, "thanks for the reddit gold, kind stranger... ;)"

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🧡 Cool Guy 🧡
⚡⚡ Let’s be friends for future games ⚡⚡

🌟🌟 Have a wonderful year🌟🌟
💫💫 Stay safe & take care💫💫

🔥🔥🔥+REP The profile is fire 🔥🔥🔥


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Put down that AR-15, please. And the two handguns on your belt. And the small gun on your ankle. And the six knives in your jockstrap. And the pepper spray in your bellybutton. And the remote vibrator in your ass that says “alpha male” on the side.

For your service and efforts I would like to thank you from the bottom of the microplastics accumulating in my decreasingly functional testicles. Good morning Hank, it's a day.