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Recent reviews by Zippey

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3 people found this review helpful
5.6 hrs on record (1.0 hrs at review time)
It's a cat. I love it.
Posted 26 July.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
99.0 hrs on record
I don't know what to say about this game, it's absolutely gorgeous, and the introduction is goosebumps worthy, it was my first game into the series.

All of this turned to ♥♥♥♥ with the god awful physics, i cannot fathom for the love of me why they made it so slippery, it wouldn't matter if i put on the heaviest mothergoddamnexcusemylanguage tires that are so grippy they could hold gods balls in place and i would still go full ice skating with judges giving me 10 out of 10 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ score! It's atrocious! It's infuriating, it took away all the fun, 100% the game was a grind and once again, the slippery ♥♥♥♥ made it even worse, glad to be done with it.
Posted 25 July.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
117.8 hrs on record (96.3 hrs at review time)
The driving, the drifting, the god awful physics in this game makes is the weakest of the series.

Don't even get me started on the prestige mode for completionist, utter bonkers how maddening difficult it is and you need to play the tracks to perfection and then some to even be able to achieve gold. On top of that, ♥♥♥♥♥♥ servers and teleporting NPC vehicles and warp speed induced AI cars with the worst rubber banding i have ever seen the moment they sense you're in the lead.
Posted 5 June.
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1 person found this review helpful
63.9 hrs on record
Great game, great story, great atmosphere. Nothing more to add.
Posted 6 April.
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3 people found this review helpful
18.7 hrs on record (13.9 hrs at review time)
Broken ass game, only worth it if you're an achievement hunter, everything is single-player. Save your money until major sale.
Posted 15 March.
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1 person found this review helpful
66.4 hrs on record (0.1 hrs at review time)
Just getting my achievements to then uninstall.
Posted 10 August, 2023.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
138.9 hrs on record (22.9 hrs at review time)
Unbelievable. Just unbelievably amazing.
Posted 6 August, 2023.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
2,619.6 hrs on record (2,459.0 hrs at review time)
It's ok.
Posted 14 September, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
62.2 hrs on record (1.6 hrs at review time)
No scoreboard, the ability to play with your friends is so hard to set up it's insane, can't choose maps, so little weapons, the bloom.. It's just.. let it cook for a year or two, right now it's not worth it. It got gifted to me and i still feel robbed. Don't get me started on the cringey voice lines.
Posted 19 November, 2021.
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8 people found this review helpful
0.0 hrs on record
Are you seriously charging us for shiny red splatter? Go F yourself honestly.
Posted 26 October, 2017.
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