you have a stunning, perfect body. i love the way you move your hips on the dance floor

@ernie suds
Бог - сломленная ♥♥♥♥, которая может отсосать мне член, если не возражает

Бог становится свидетелем злодеяний, происходящих в вашем разбитом разуме

I love you

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In the early 1970s, a little local motorcycle club I sometimes visited inherited an old chimpanzee - members promptly changed his name to Smegma(it previously was Charlie), made him a leather sleeveless vest emblazoned with the Club's colors, and turned him loose. Smegma quickly discovered he deeply enjoyed smoking weed and cigars, and was very fond of beer and vodka. He did not, however, like cigarettes or whiskey, which made me realize he was obviously smarter than some of the Club's other members. Smegma also loved beautiful women. During parties, he would single out the prettiest ones, and once a woman started petting him, he would pull out his wanker and begin to masturbate furiously, much to the delight of his Club brethren. They found Smegma dead one morning, after a particularly wild party. He was relaxed in a recliner, still wearing his colors. Smegma received a proper biker funeral, with full honors. Club members claim he died of 'natural causes' and I suppose that was true.