"He went extinct for your sins to save you from Satanasaurus Rex”
~ Cretaceous 3:27

“Beware the VelociRapture and the second coming of Raptor Jesus…”
~ Crazy Religious Drunk

“The Corinthians' third letter to Raptor Jesus came back slashed and stained with blood.”
~ The DiploPope

"And when raptor jesus had cried with a loud voice, he said, ROAAWWRZ RUUUUAAHR : and having said thus, he got all the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥."
~ Luke (23:46)

Believe in the raptor