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We regret to inform you that the card titled "Daddy's Debit" has been declinded your latest purchases due to suspicous activities. To unlock your card for further use, please confirm your recent purchases with your local bank. The listing follows

- 1x Monster Horse ♥♥♥♥♥ 12' Lubricated Thrusters
- 3x Backdoor ♥♥♥♥♥ 9
- 1x "Undetectable Aimbot" from ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
- 6x Magnum condoms
- 5x Bananas
- 1x Small Condom
- 2x Subscription to JakeChillz Minecraft stream
- 1x Deag's Rust Career

Please respond back to us using your old email:
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Thanks for your patience,
Wells Fritz

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