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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 1,855.8 hrs on record (1,293.2 hrs at review time)
Posted: 31 Jan, 2016 @ 2:22am

CS:GO Review
This game will teach you everything you'll need in life.
You'll learn:

-how to accept people with mental disabilities (mostly russians)
-how politics and society works (everyone cheats and it's you, the only one playing clean, who gets f*cked in the end)
-how to control your rage of basically not understanding why you have to take all this unfair sh*t
-how to say useful expressions in foreign languages (like 'your mom is a ♥♥♥♥♥')

So why should you buy this game?
Because this game is truly enjoyable in the first place and it has managed to remain a simple great game with an actual learning curve where only skill and experience matters, while others went stupid futuristic jetpacking, smart grenading, wallrunning, laser shooting easy childsplay bullsh*t. That's why.
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