None of those kids are yours and you know it. Don't worry about when and if they get to eat. They'll sort it out amongst themselves, in time. Might be home sometime before Easter. Don't wait up.

Hey its been like a fortnite or two and i don't know how to feed myself. Im pretty sure the kids are hungry by now too. I hope you were able to find the pack of cigarettes you went to get, they must be a special brand. Please come home.