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Not Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 25.4 hrs on record (24.9 hrs at review time)
Posted: 4 Apr, 2018 @ 6:12pm

Far cry 5
Money i wish i could have back
I really wanted to love it, paid a lot for it and came out really really disappointed like I actually can't understand why this game is mostly positive, its so boring and just plain bad
the gunplay is boring and if you play co-op as the partner you really get ♥♥♥♥♥♥ for a more interesting weapon than standard for a long while, the story i started to love dealing with joseph and his family seemed really cool BUT after john it all went downhill he was interesting and while his fight annoying still my favorite other than joseph, jacob well screw me was he a pain in the ass every little bit of progress then oh look you're captured and forced to sit through boring hallway shooting crap, sure there was a reason but it was so so bad, and faith was just a whiney annoying little ♥♥♥♥♥. the ending well that was trash, i've seen them all now and they all suck,

This might have been different if your character was well actually a character like seriously how can they try and convey emotion or get you attatched to other characters when you are a mute psycopath that trys to show emotion by touching sad people, come on seriously. Then theres the bugs oh lord the bugs, I played the entire game in co-op and the amount of restarts from the game either deciding not to work, crashing, missions breaking was actually impressive must have been at least 10 times a day i played this crap for, also being revived and becoming a ragdoll and sliding around on my face punching people was quite funny but still wow.

I see praise for the npc's having dialogue with you, but then theres chatting and being claptrap literally all of them were worse than claptrap, non stop noise HUUR HUUR I HAVE GUN just shut the ♥♥♥♥ up for gods sake.

the only praise i have for this game is that you can pet dogs and have a bear

joseph is pretty good too

I hate this game and I bought it gold
go me
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Paft 11 Apr, 2018 @ 10:07pm 
Ouch, Gold.

I just bought the base game and that's expensive for what it is. Quite lackluster. The story has potential but was b-rate TWD TV show level trash for the most part. I can get over a poor story but the as gameplay is very boring even after a few hours. I like the setting but the world feels bland when everting this is so samey. Very little variety of enemy models, vehicles. I didn't play much of 4 as it was too soon after 3 and felt like the same thing, I really enjoyed 3 which was a while ago now but I don't recall getting sick of enemy encounters or animals as much as 5. As a comment on another negative review said "The encounter rate, is masking the small tiny, and empty map".

I overestimated Ubisoft. Expected a refreshing change but it's the still the same game since 3. Looks it almost too (same engine). In-fact it feels less so now they took out animal skinning.

On the bright side at least you get to play the DLC. Shame you cannot sell keys afterwards.