Hold my hand,
Forget all the rage
Keep calm and
Play with Nicolas Cage


Let's form a party we'll call it "The Band"

You be the cleric and I will be the mage

Let's kill some noobs in PvP land

Be sure to buff us before we engage



You hate RPG oh I understand,

You can have my pump action 12 gauge


Load it up and pick an offhand

Get up on your feet we have a war to wage

They are dominated, we have the upper hand

I am unstoppable, and you are on a rampage



We're too good, I think we got banned

Let's play a strategy, but we have to re-engage


We have two armies at our command

Pick your army's color, mine will be beige

Gather resources, we have to expand

Make sure you have in each army a sage

Move your army north, the battle's going to be grand

Let's make them surrender before they reach bronze age



I have to go, we have to disband

I have real life stuff to manage

Playing with AI, sometimes feels bland

So whenever I'm on, just send me a message

- Nicolas "Wild Killer" Cage