Well people, it's been six months since zombies ate my whole family, and I've been on the road ever since just trying to get a little payback......roflmao

Kills:
St Louis, MO=265

Kansas City, KS=124

Chicago=too scared to go in there! LOL

Well, after a 6 day scouting party, we finally made it around the outskirts of chicago, no casualties but 2 minor injuries, don't know if these bite marks will heal or not....LOL

Sorry for the late updates peeps, but time flys when you're having fun! (On the road killing zombies that is LOL)

We were headed out east and had some slow time in philly, so I had a manage-a-trois with two girls I met down by the walt whitman bridge.

The whole crew was just laughing at me hilariously the whole time, and I just thought these girls just liked to play rough.....little did I know they had turned!! Well, to sum it up I got bit again and this time HARD, man those f*ckers can bite!!

A lot of the crew say there's this guy in NY that lives all by himself in a hi-rise (with a dog), and that some even call him a "legend" they seem to think he can help me so we headed out to the big island. We shall see if this guy lives up to his "legend" status......ROFLMAO

Anyways:

Indianapolis,IN=124 Kills

Columbus,OH=235 Kills

Wheeling,WV=465 !!! F*ckers must have originated from this area!!

Pittsburgh,PA=215 Kills

Now these are just the outskirts of these big towns people, you gotta be some kind of CRAZY to go downtown in any of these big cities now-a-days!! LOL

Well, we made it onto the island and found this "Legend" Dude, but this guy was buggin!!! At first he was cool and hospitable, but once we found out that it was HIM that started this whole dang mess......well he just blew up his lab and all of his research!!! We barely escaped out a ventilation shaft!! Man that guy had issues!!! LOL

So now we are heading back towards the midwest and up by the twin cities there is this one GIANT mall that is SO BIG....it's like got a rollercoaster inside and a motel, and so much other stuff I can't believe there is a mall this HUGE!!!

We haven't gone it yet....still arguing over whether or not we will get trapped inside or not.....stay tuned! ROFLMAO