I live in Hobart, Tas. I'm one of the rare Counter Strike: Source Tasmanian players mostly because of the fact the rest of Tasmanians are to busy having sex with their cousins to go on CS. You can probably find me on Office doing something cheap like nade-spamming or camping. Liverpool F.C are bloody awesome too. 2010 Premiership!? STEVEN GERRARD!

Quotes of '09: Gaz with a random guy on Office: Random Guy: "Looks like they just raped garry, now they're going up to front stairs."

Gaz: "But im in Front Stairs!"

Random Guy: "Prepare to get ♥♥♥♥♥♥ then."


Quote #2: Me with Baz on Day of Defeat: Source.

Baz: "Tell ya what, theres a hooker who charges by the inch round here, could be a cheap night out for you..."


Hall of Fame:
Moose: Has ginger pubes.
Killswitch:Convicted sex offender, I love talking about kiddies with this slut. Also has many more ginger pubes than Moose.
Bino:You will never find this bastard anywhere but office, soft place in my heart for this babe...
Ninja James/Suicide Monkey: This ladies' man loves to play Zombie Panic, I know this dude from real life, surprisingly.
Mclovin: Never shuts up, always in the pot plants. Doesnt play CSS anymore though.
Viper: Office slut.
Dodgy: More of an office slut than Viper. Seems to stalk me a little bit...
If you want in...lick me out.

BEST NODE SCORE BEFORE I GOT BANNED: 59-8!