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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 215.9 hrs on record (12.8 hrs at review time)
Posted: 30 Jan, 2020 @ 11:45pm

Early Access Review
BS simulator, all pixel is simulated with your misery.
Exploration rewarded with pain and death.
Every time you think you've got this, the next screen will be your demise.

Oh, a cute green frog must be a background cri...*ripped to shred by the giant toad tongue*
Oh, that 2x2 glowing red pixels look harmle...*you stepped on it and 1/4 of your health vanished and you burned vigorously*
Oh, a lighting wand! sweet! *blew yourself up afterwards*
Ooo, a giant saw blade spell! *the blade fly back and lodged in your skull*
Oh, I'm almost dead. *suddenly Snipuhiisi*

Despise all of these shenanigans above, you'll come back again and again.
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