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121.4 timmar totalt (107.3 timmar när recensionen skrevs)
Preamble

Helldivers 2 is one of the best games ever produced, and one of the best I've ever played. I'll probably never stop playing, and neither should you.

And for a time, things were good

Arrowhead delivered something that was magical and truly inspiring. They put the rest of the gaming industry on notice and brought us back to the days of old where gaming mattered to developers.

Dark times

Helldivers the world over were no longer able to spread managed democracy due to choices made to make the release smoother, and for corporate benefit.

Corporate shenanigans

The publisher had a winner, they didn't have to enforce linking of a PSN account. In doing so, they locked out over 100 countries from ever experiencing this amazing game - countries it must be added that have citizens who already own the game, and now no longer have access.

Another victory for the right side of history

There's a lot of irony in what happened next; Arrowhead gave us a game where by nature we must band together to complete service-wide objectives. They created a community that was driven towards a singular goal - spreading of managed democracy.

I don't think that Sony had any idea how the community would band together for each other. This wouldn't happen in other communities.

Last I saw, there were over 270,000 negative reviews on Steam alone, this made Sony pay attention, and they've ultimately backed out their decision to enforce linking of PSN accounts.

Now, with victory attained, people are flipping their reviews back to the way they should be - as I am also doing.

This is cause for celebration.

In closing

IMO this is the single best game I've had the privilege of playing in the last decade, and a community I am proud to be a part of.

Actual ratings

Graphics

This game is gorgeous, at ultra it looks phenomenal. There are a huge amount of options allowing you to tune the performance to your personal PC spec, but it always looks good.

☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

Gameplay

It's your classically great rogue-like experience - addictive and enticing in equal measure. The gameplay loop sees you traversing multiple planets/biomes spreading managed democracy in the name of Super Earth.

I love this.

☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

Audio

Music, ambience and weapon audio is so rich, it's exceptionally well made.

☑ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

Audience

This isn't made for kids ;)

☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

PC Requirements

☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☑ Fast (for best results)
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

Game Size

☐ Floppy Disk
☐ Old Fashioned
☑ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

Difficulty

There are 9 difficulty levels. The game has been master-crafted whereby enemies don't get harder in higher difficulty levels in the traditional sense, new mechanics are added (e.g. one of the mobs that vomit acid also launch mortars of the same at higher levels). You end up with more enemies and the AI seems to try to overwhelm you more.

Can you play solo? Sure. Is it balanced for multi-play? You betcha.

Don't come in thinking you'll be able to play the game on the highest difficulty without any preparation.

☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☑ As difficult as you want it
☐ Dark Souls

Grind

☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☑ A grind you want to repeat
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

Story

☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☑ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

Game Time

☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond

Price

☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

Bugs

☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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Upplagd 5 maj. Senast ändrad 6 maj.
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291.9 timmar totalt (21.5 timmar när recensionen skrevs)
Disappointing that the latest DLCs are making the game unstable.

Have had years of no problems including not so long ago, but now I am getting a continual:
"The computer has rebooted from a bugcheck"

Still highly recommended, but this needs to be fixed.
Upplagd 27 januari 2023.
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A GOTY nominee without ultra-wide support... in 2022!

What a joke.

And no, I refuse to hack the executable to allow ultra-wide on a triple-A title and lose EAC.

Refunded.
Upplagd 27 december 2022.
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23.8 timmar totalt (10.5 timmar när recensionen skrevs)
Devs fixed whatever the problem was that I was experiencing. Having a great time #worthit

I'll leave my old review here so that people can see why I've flip-flopped.

OLD REVIEW:
While I love this game, it crashes every 10 minutes. This is a common problem (Google search it). If the developers bother to fix whatever the issue is, I'll have no problem recommending this to anyone... as it is currently though, don't waste your money.
Upplagd 9 januari 2022. Senast ändrad 2 juli 2022.
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531.6 timmar totalt (296.0 timmar när recensionen skrevs)
I can't really articulate this any other way; I freaking love this game!

This should be in every Steam users' library, get it now!
Upplagd 5 januari 2020.
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