You, citizen. You want a chance to prove yourself before the might of the Federation? Of course you do.
Everyone does.
This is your chance. In HELLDIVERS, the latest combat sim from Fednet Systems, you will face the merciless enemies of the Fed in a state of the art combat arena. You will be tested, and you will be made a champion.
Helldivers is no mere civilian sim. This is war, and this is hell, son. You will be diving into it.
But you will not be alone. No, you can fight alongside your friends in glorious combat against an onslaught of varied foes. You'll fight, and you'll win. For the Fed.

The graphics are state-of-the-art. You want snow footprints? You got snow footprints.

You want fast paced combat? Try white-knuckled "daddy I dont wanna play the scary game" combat.

You want weaponry? You got mechs. Tanks. Cars. Bikes with treads. Your friends ride with you. Your friends ride over you, from time to time.

You want humor? Helldivers has humor, son. All the subtle movie references you can handle.

There are no sims better than helldivers, son.
None.

10/10

You, citizen. You want a chance to prove yourself before the might of the Federation? Of course you do. Everyone does. This is your chance. In HELLDIVERS, the latest combat sim from Fednet Systems, you will face the merciless enemies of the Fed in a state of the art combat arena. You will be tested, and you will be made a champion. Helldivers is no mere civilian sim. This is war, and this is hell, son. You will be diving into it. But you will not be alone. No, you can fight alongside your friends in glorious combat against an onslaught of varied foes. You'll fight, and you'll win. For the Fed. The graphics are state-of-the-art. You want snow footprints? You got snow footprints. You want fast paced combat? Try white-knuckled "daddy I dont wanna play the scary game" combat. You want weaponry? You got mechs. Tanks. Cars. Bikes with treads. Your friends ride with you. Your friends ride over you, from time to time. You want humor? Helldivers has humor, son. All the subtle movie references you can handle. There are no sims better than helldivers, son. None. 10/10